beforerains:

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

itsthighnoon:

the kingdom hearts 2 opening movie had no business being as good as it was. the music. the visuals. the part where utada goes “my hearts a battleground” while sora donald and goofy fight heartless in castle oblivion and i could feel my soul leave my body and ascend to a higher plane of existence. twelve years later and it still owns my ass.

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This